{"title":"Salty Vibes – Self Care for Real People","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eSay goodbye to “good vibes only” and hello to \u003cstrong data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eSalty Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e - the Aussie-made self care range for people who \u003cem data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eactually\u003c\/em\u003e have emotions. Handmade, natural, vegan, and cruelty-free, these \u003cstrong data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"501\"\u003ebath salts and oil rollers\u003c\/strong\u003e are your permission slip to feel your feels, drop an F-bomb, and still smell amazing while doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eThe perfect addition to our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/fark-off-gifts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFark Off Gifts Collection...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"639\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love Salty Vibes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eAussie made \u0026amp; handmade\u003c\/strong\u003e – supporting small-batch makers who keep it real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eVegan \u0026amp; cruelty-free\u003c\/strong\u003e – because self care shouldn’t come at anyone else’s expense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"884\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"884\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"840\"\u003eAll-natural ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e – no nonsense, just skin-loving goodness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eFunny AF\u003c\/strong\u003e – self care that makes you laugh \u003cem data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e unwind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"986\"\u003eSelf Care, But Make It Sassy ✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eThis isn’t about zen gardens or guilt trips - it’s about owning your mood, soaking away the stress, and rolling on something that smells divine while you figure life out. Whether you’re dealing with chaos, PMS, or just Monday, \u003cstrong data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eSalty Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the calm with a side of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eAdventure Awaits\u003c\/strong\u003e, we’re proud to stock \u003cstrong data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003eSalty Vibes Australia\u003c\/strong\u003e - fun, functional, and unapologetically honest self care. Shipped daily from \u003cstrong data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003eNumurkah, VIC\u003c\/strong\u003e, straight to your bathtub or handbag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003eShop the Salty Vibes – Self Care Collection today - because sometimes, salty is self care.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"salty-vibes-f-uck-it-all-bath-salts-gift-box","title":"Salty Vibes | F*uck It All Bath Salts Gift Box","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"305\"\u003eThe Ultimate Mood-Soak Survival Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee more from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/fark-off-gifts\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFark Off Gifts Collection here...\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee more from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/salty-vibes-self-care-for-real-people\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eSalty Vibes here...\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eShopping for someone who’s spiralling but still swears they’re “fine”? 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Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e🧂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e7 x 100g magnesium bath salt sachets\u003c\/strong\u003e, each with its own vibe:\u003cbr data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eFML | WTAF | YOU | SORE | CHILL | ZERO | LEAVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1236\"\u003e💖 Each sachet contains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1239\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eA mineral-rich mix of \u003cstrong data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003esea salt, epsom salts, and Himalayan pink salts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003eMagnesium\u003c\/strong\u003e to melt away 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Add \u003cstrong data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"756\"\u003ewintergreen\u003c\/strong\u003e to comfort cranky muscles, \u003cstrong data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"798\"\u003epeppermint\u003c\/strong\u003e to cool the burn, and \u003cstrong data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"833\"\u003elavender\u003c\/strong\u003e to whisper sweet nothings to your tired limbs - and you’ve got the ultimate post-gym truce in a bath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eThis salty soak is for gym rats, weekend warriors, and anyone who confuses pain with progress. So run the bath, pour it in, and resurface only when you feel human again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e💬 The Affirmation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e“I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. 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