{"product_id":"i-love-pussy-slow-rise-cat-squishy-adult-gift","title":"I Love Pussy Slow-Rise Cat Squishy | Adult Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe cat has done nothing wrong. Look at it. Completely innocent, enormously round, with a little smile and whiskers. The packaging is where things go off the rails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Feeling fussy? Squeeze ya pussy!\" it says, in cheerful pink lettering, and that's the entire joke delivered before anyone has even opened the bag. Some novelty gifts build to a punchline. This one arrives already shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the nonsense it's a genuinely good squishy. Slow-rise foam means you can squash it almost completely flat and it stays that way, then slowly works its way back into a round orange cat over several seconds. There's a drag to that return which keeps people squeezing long after the joke has stopped being funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a decent size, \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso it fills a hand properly and it's unmissable sitting on a desk. Which is the point, because somebody is absolutely going to ask about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for adults who appreciate rude humour and a gift that misbehaves. Secret Santa, hen dos, birthdays for the friend who gives as good as they get, or your own desk on a day when subtlety has stopped working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee more from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/fark-off-gifts\"\u003eFark Off Collection here...\u003c\/a\u003e or have a browse through our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/squishies\"\u003eSquishy Collection here...\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🐱 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow-rise foam with a satisfying squeeze and slow release\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSquashes almost completely flat, then reforms into a round cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn innocent-looking kitty paired with a very guilty name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecent size at approximately 11cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks as a genuine desk fidget for grown-ups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets a laugh before it's even out of the bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo batteries, no noise, no setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa and Kris Kringle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHen dos and girls weekends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult birthday presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desks, if you're brave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCat people with a sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who appreciate a rude joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone having a week of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📦 What's Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x I Love Pussy slow-rise cat squishy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Squishy Toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Round orange cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slow-rise foam\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Please note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is an adult novelty item. Slow-rise foam is soft but not indestructible, so gentle squeezing is best. Avoid aggressive pulling, overstretching, twisting, sharp objects and biting or chewing, as these can split or damage the foam. Stop using it if the outer surface becomes damaged or the foam inside is exposed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApproximately 11cm high - A proper handful rather than a keyring-sized one, and large enough to be impossible to ignore on a desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does slow-rise mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSquash it and it stays squashed, then gradually works its way back into shape over several seconds. It's a completely different feel to a normal stress ball and, for most people, considerably more satisfying because you get to watch it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a stress toy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's best described as a novelty squishy and desk fidget with a slow-rise squeeze, rather than a therapeutic product. Lovely to squeeze, but that's the extent of the claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's an adult novelty item because of the name and the packaging. The cat itself is perfectly sweet, but the bag it comes in is not, so it's one for the grown-ups. If you're after a slow-rise squishy for a child, our Big Squij range is the same satisfying squeeze without the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I stretch it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSqueeze rather than stretch. Slow-rise foam handles compression well but doesn't love being pulled, twisted or overstretched, which is what ends most squishies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it split over time?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt can with rough handling. Sharp fingernails, aggressive pulling and biting are what tear the outer surface, and once that goes the foam is exposed. Treated reasonably it'll last a good long while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a rooster version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere is, and it's exactly as subtle as this one. Same slow-rise foam, different farmyard animal, different joke. Plenty of people buy the pair for maximum Secret Santa impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌟 Adventure Awaits Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it in the bag if you're gifting it. The packaging does half the work, and handing someone a loose orange cat robs you of the moment they read what's written on the front. Have a browse through our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/fark-off-gifts\"\u003eFark Off Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more that refuse to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRated five stars by thousands of happy customers. Shipping daily from our shop in Numurkah, and if you'd like a hand choosing, give us a call. A real person answers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Valentine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68447701893341,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0401\/3775\/2731\/files\/Ilovepussysquishy.webp?v=1793937014","url":"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/products\/i-love-pussy-slow-rise-cat-squishy-adult-gift","provider":"Adventure Awaits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}