{"product_id":"micro-penis-ceramic-mug-cheeky-adult-novelty-gift","title":"Micro Penis Ceramic Mug | Cheeky Adult Novelty Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome mugs are tasteful. This one comes with its own magnifying-glass joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee more from our \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/collections\/fark-off-gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFark Off Gifts Collection here...\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Micro Penis Mug is made for mates who can handle a bit of very specific adult humour, with a tiny novelty penis design that leans all the way into the “grower, not a shower” punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from ceramic, it works as a proper everyday mug rather than just something destined to sit untouched on a shelf. That makes the joke even better, because there is every chance it ends up becoming their regular coffee cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the kind of gift that suits birthdays, bucks nights, Secret Santa or any occasion where subtlety has already left the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your group is the sort that communicates almost entirely through inappropriate jokes, this should fit right in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for more gifts that behave badly? Browse our adult humour and novelty gift collections for more cheeky picks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🍆 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Made from ceramic for everyday drinkware use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Tiny penis novelty design delivers the joke immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Built around the classic “grower, not a shower” line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Works as both a practical mug and a ridiculous adult gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Easy choice for birthdays, bucks nights and Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Small visual joke, very large confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Adult birthday gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Bucks nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Mates with a filthy sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Novelty mug collectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Anyone who can take a joke about scale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 What's Included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 x Micro Penis Ceramic Mug\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📦 Product Details\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct: Micro Penis Mug\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: Novelty Mug\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003cbr\u003eTheme: Adult humour\u003cbr\u003eDesign: Micro penis novelty motif\u003cbr\u003eIntended audience: Adults\u003cbr\u003eCapacity: 350ml\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 15cm x 25cm\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher safe: Handwash only\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave safe: Yes\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an adult novelty product due to the explicit humour and design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Micro Penis Mug made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from ceramic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an adult novelty gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The product is clearly intended for adults because of the explicit humour and design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the mug dishwasher safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is handwash only. Dishwasher use may damage the images. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it go in the microwave?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is the mug?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt measures 15cm wide x 25cm high and has a 350ml capacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for gifting?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It is particularly suited to cheeky adult gifting such as birthdays, bucks nights and Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🌟 Adventure Awaits Tip\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with another ridiculous adult novelty gift and let the wrapping paper do absolutely nothing to hide where the joke is heading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"William Valentine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50222504476893,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0401\/3775\/2731\/files\/micro-penis-mug-with-packaging.webp?v=1790218548","url":"https:\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/products\/micro-penis-ceramic-mug-cheeky-adult-novelty-gift","provider":"Adventure Awaits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}