Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll
Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll
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Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll

Keep intruders out with the Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll – 300 sheets of hilarious warning print, perfect for pranksters and party bathrooms alike.

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Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll

🚨 Caution: Bathroom in progress! For those who take their toilet time seriously (and want the world to know it), the Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll is the ultimate bathroom gag gift.

Anything to do with Farts & Poo make us laugh every single time - we actually have a dedicated collection on our site - check it out here... 

Each roll features 300 sheets boldly printed with “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” tape, warning anyone who dares to interrupt. Whether you’re gifting it to the family prankster, setting the scene for a funny housewarming, or adding a little humour to your guest loo, this novelty roll guarantees laughs before (and after) every flush.

Perfect for Secret Santa, parties, or your next silly surprise, this hilarious bathroom essential turns every trip to the toilet into a crime scene worth investigating.


💖 Why You’ll Love It

Hilarious Gift Idea – Perfect for pranksters, party hosts, and anyone who loves toilet humour.
Attention-Grabbing Design – Bright yellow “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” print on every sheet.
Functional & Funny – Yes, it’s real toilet paper – you can actually use it!
Gift-Ready Packaging – Comes presented in a themed gift box for easy wrapping or display.
Guaranteed Laughs – Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or bathroom décor with attitude.


⚙️ Product Details

  • Includes: 1 x novelty toilet roll

  • Print: “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” design

  • Sheets: 300 per roll

  • Packaging: Gift box included

  • Use: Perfect novelty or gag gift for home, office, or parties


🏕 Adventure Awaits Tip

Add this roll to your Farts & Poo Collection for the ultimate laugh-out-loud bathroom lineup. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter – just don’t get caught at the scene of the crime!


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        • We pack your orders with care and ship every weekday from our little store in Numurkah, Victoria...
        • We use our local Australia Post Office for all orders. We are in regional Victoria, 2 - 7 business days for VIC, NSW, SA, TAS, ACT - parcels can take a little longer to get to Qld, NT & WA - please allow 4 - 10 business days for these states.
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        • Is this on PRE ORDER? There will be a date in the description on when this will arrive instore. Your order will all be posted together when your PRE ORDER arrives and an email will be sent to let you know...
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