Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll
🚨 Caution: Bathroom in progress! For those who take their toilet time seriously (and want the world to know it), the Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll is the ultimate bathroom gag gift.
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Each roll features 300 sheets boldly printed with “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” tape, warning anyone who dares to interrupt. Whether you’re gifting it to the family prankster, setting the scene for a funny housewarming, or adding a little humour to your guest loo, this novelty roll guarantees laughs before (and after) every flush.
Perfect for Secret Santa, parties, or your next silly surprise, this hilarious bathroom essential turns every trip to the toilet into a crime scene worth investigating.
💖 Why You’ll Love It
Hilarious Gift Idea – Perfect for pranksters, party hosts, and anyone who loves toilet humour.
Attention-Grabbing Design – Bright yellow “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” print on every sheet.
Functional & Funny – Yes, it’s real toilet paper – you can actually use it!
Gift-Ready Packaging – Comes presented in a themed gift box for easy wrapping or display.
Guaranteed Laughs – Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or bathroom décor with attitude.
⚙️ Product Details
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Includes: 1 x novelty toilet roll
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Print: “Do Not Cross – Crime Scene” design
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Sheets: 300 per roll
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Packaging: Gift box included
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Use: Perfect novelty or gag gift for home, office, or parties
🏕 Adventure Awaits Tip
Add this roll to your Farts & Poo Collection for the ultimate laugh-out-loud bathroom lineup. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter – just don’t get caught at the scene of the crime!
