I Love Pussy Slow-Rise Cat Squishy | Adult Gift

The cat has done nothing wrong. Look at it. Completely innocent, enormously round, with a little smile and whiskers. The packaging is where things go off the rails.

"Feeling fussy? Squeeze ya pussy!" it says, in cheerful pink lettering, and that's the entire joke delivered before anyone has even opened the bag. Some novelty gifts build to a punchline. This one arrives already shouting.

Underneath the nonsense it's a genuinely good squishy. Slow-rise foam means you can squash it almost completely flat and it stays that way, then slowly works its way back into a round orange cat over several seconds. There's a drag to that return which keeps people squeezing long after the joke has stopped being funny.

It's a decent size, so it fills a hand properly and it's unmissable sitting on a desk. Which is the point, because somebody is absolutely going to ask about it.

Made for adults who appreciate rude humour and a gift that misbehaves. Secret Santa, hen dos, birthdays for the friend who gives as good as they get, or your own desk on a day when subtlety has stopped working.

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🐱 Why You'll Love It

• Slow-rise foam with a satisfying squeeze and slow release
• Squashes almost completely flat, then reforms into a round cat
• An innocent-looking kitty paired with a very guilty name
• Decent size at approximately 11cm high
• Works as a genuine desk fidget for grown-ups
• Gets a laugh before it's even out of the bag
• No batteries, no noise, no setup

🎁 Perfect For

• Secret Santa and Kris Kringle
• Hen dos and girls weekends
• Adult birthday presents
• Office desks, if you're brave
• Cat people with a sense of humour
• Friends who appreciate a rude joke
• Anyone having a week of it

📦 What's Included

• 1 x I Love Pussy slow-rise cat squishy

📋 Product Details

• Product Type: Squishy Toy
• Design: Round orange cat
• Material: Slow-rise foam
• Intended audience: Adults

⚠️ Please note: This is an adult novelty item. Slow-rise foam is soft but not indestructible, so gentle squeezing is best. Avoid aggressive pulling, overstretching, twisting, sharp objects and biting or chewing, as these can split or damage the foam. Stop using it if the outer surface becomes damaged or the foam inside is exposed.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

How big is it?
Approximately 11cm high - A proper handful rather than a keyring-sized one, and large enough to be impossible to ignore on a desk.

What does slow-rise mean?
Squash it and it stays squashed, then gradually works its way back into shape over several seconds. It's a completely different feel to a normal stress ball and, for most people, considerably more satisfying because you get to watch it happen.

Is it a stress toy?
It's best described as a novelty squishy and desk fidget with a slow-rise squeeze, rather than a therapeutic product. Lovely to squeeze, but that's the extent of the claim.

Is it suitable for kids?
It's an adult novelty item because of the name and the packaging. The cat itself is perfectly sweet, but the bag it comes in is not, so it's one for the grown-ups. If you're after a slow-rise squishy for a child, our Big Squij range is the same satisfying squeeze without the joke.

Can I stretch it?
Squeeze rather than stretch. Slow-rise foam handles compression well but doesn't love being pulled, twisted or overstretched, which is what ends most squishies.

Will it split over time?
It can with rough handling. Sharp fingernails, aggressive pulling and biting are what tear the outer surface, and once that goes the foam is exposed. Treated reasonably it'll last a good long while.

Is there a rooster version?
There is, and it's exactly as subtle as this one. Same slow-rise foam, different farmyard animal, different joke. Plenty of people buy the pair for maximum Secret Santa impact.

🌟 Adventure Awaits Tip

Leave it in the bag if you're gifting it. The packaging does half the work, and handing someone a loose orange cat robs you of the moment they read what's written on the front. Have a browse through our Fark Off Collection for more that refuse to behave.

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