[{"id":416559694045,"handle":"everything-excluding-onsale","title":"EVERYTHING excluding ONSALE","updated_at":"2026-05-29T21:09:09+10:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2023-03-19T20:35:31+11:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"ALL"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":447592956125,"handle":"fark-off-gifts","updated_at":"2026-05-28T21:07:42+10:00","published_at":"2025-10-22T15:24:34+11:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"Fark Off Gifts","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003cem data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1755\"\u003eFark Off Gifts\u003c\/em\u003e – the cheeky corner of Adventure Awaits where laughter is guaranteed. From rude mugs to silly socks, fart jokes \u0026amp; more, we are rounding up the funniest \u0026amp; naughtiest gifts in Australia. Stay tuned as we continue to build this hilarious collection of gifts... We've been stocking these quirky products for over a decade, but now they need their own 'space'...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"591\" data-start=\"533\"\u003eCheeky, rude and bloody funny – that’s \u003cem data-end=\"589\" data-start=\"572\"\u003eFark Off Gifts!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"930\" data-start=\"593\"\u003eThis is where we’ve rounded up the \u003cem data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"628\"\u003enaughtiest, funniest, and most downright hilarious\u003c\/em\u003e gifts in Australia. Born from our love of laughter (and a healthy dose of Aussie sarcasm), Fark Off Gifts is the place to find mugs that tell it like it is, socks that swear without shame, and gag gifts that’ll make your mates snort with laughter. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1158\" data-start=\"932\"\u003eFrom fart jokes to sweary slogans, we’re all about making gifting fun again. Whether it’s a Secret Santa at work, a birthday for your cheeky mate, or just because someone needs to lighten the fark up – we’ve got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1163\" data-start=\"1160\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1187\" data-start=\"1165\"\u003e🤣 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1187\" data-start=\"1171\"\u003eShop by Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1558\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1203\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003eSweary Mugs\u003c\/strong\u003e – For coffee lovers who say it like it is.\u003cbr data-end=\"1249\" data-start=\"1246\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1263\" data-start=\"1249\"\u003eRude Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because plain socks are for boring people.\u003cbr data-end=\"1311\" data-start=\"1308\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1339\" data-start=\"1311\"\u003eFunny Magnets \u0026amp; Keyrings\u003c\/strong\u003e – Daily reminders to laugh (and maybe swear a little).\u003cbr data-end=\"1397\" data-start=\"1394\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1416\" data-start=\"1397\"\u003eFart \u0026amp; Poo Gags\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for kids-at-heart and immature adults everywhere.\u003cbr data-end=\"1479\" data-start=\"1476\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1510\" data-start=\"1479\"\u003eInappropriate Games \u0026amp; Books\u003c\/strong\u003e – For your next dinner party or weekend away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1724\" data-start=\"1560\"\u003eEvery piece in this collection has been hand-picked by the Adventure Awaits team for its ability to make you smile, snort, giggle or gasp (sometimes all at once).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1729\" data-start=\"1726\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1780\" data-start=\"1731\"\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1780\" data-start=\"1737\"\u003eAussie Humour, Adventure Awaits Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2045\" data-start=\"1781\"\u003eWe might be cheeky, but we take quality seriously. Every gift comes from trusted suppliers and small makers who share our love of laughter and craftsmanship. Whether it’s a sweary mug or a fart-filled prank, you’ll get top-notch gear that’s built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2085\" data-start=\"2047\"\u003eBecause funny shouldn’t mean flimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2090\" data-start=\"2087\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2125\" data-start=\"2092\"\u003e🎉 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2125\" data-start=\"2098\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift for...\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2372\" data-start=\"2126\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2167\" data-start=\"2126\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2167\" data-start=\"2128\"\u003eYour mate who always drops the F-bomb\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2218\" data-start=\"2168\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2218\" data-start=\"2170\"\u003eA work colleague with a wicked sense of humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2256\" data-start=\"2219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2256\" data-start=\"2221\"\u003eDad (who’s really just a big kid)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2303\" data-start=\"2257\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2303\" data-start=\"2259\"\u003eMum (if she’s the one with the best jokes)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2372\" data-start=\"2304\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2372\" data-start=\"2306\"\u003eAnyone who could use a laugh and doesn’t take life too seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2472\" data-start=\"2374\"\u003eIf they’ve ever said, “That’s so me,” while laughing until they cry – you’re in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2477\" data-start=\"2474\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2479\"\u003e🚀 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2485\"\u003eShop Local. 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Gift Cheeky.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2732\" data-start=\"2526\"\u003eAt \u003cem data-end=\"2547\" data-start=\"2529\"\u003eAdventure Awaits\u003c\/em\u003e, we’re proud to be a small Aussie business with big laughs and bigger hearts.\u003cbr data-end=\"2628\" data-start=\"2625\"\u003eSo go on – dive into our Fark Off Gifts collection and find the perfect mix of rude, sweary and silly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2808\" data-start=\"2734\"\u003eLife’s too short for boring presents.\u003cbr data-end=\"2774\" data-start=\"2771\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2808\" data-start=\"2774\"\u003eGive them a farkin’ good gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2813\" data-start=\"2810\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2842\" data-start=\"2815\"\u003e🧭 Adventure Awaits Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3007\" data-start=\"2843\"\u003eIf you’re shopping for a crowd, grab a few Fark Off favourites and build your own “Cheeky Gift Box” – guaranteed to be remembered long after the laughter dies down.\u003c\/p\u003e","image":{"created_at":"2025-10-22T15:24:33+11:00","alt":null,"width":720,"height":720,"src":"\/\/www.adventureawaits.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ListenBitchAffirmationcards2.png?v=1761107074"}},{"id":411449426141,"handle":"fart-poo-gifts","updated_at":"2026-05-28T21:07:42+10:00","published_at":"2022-09-06T20:30:00+10:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"Fart \u0026 Poo Gifts | Hilariously Gross, Totally Fun!","body_html":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eGag Gifts: Fart \u0026amp; Poo Toys That Crack You Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eLooking for a gift that’ll guarantee giggles? 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The most satisfying flush you'll ever take. President Dump Toilet Paper puts Donald Trump's kissing face on every single sheet - so he can kiss your backside every time you wipe, then get flushed away just like you've always wanted.
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Some gifts make people smile. Some make them laugh. And some make them snort their morning coffee across the room. President Dump Toilet Paper is firmly in the third category.
Every single sheet features Donald Trump's very enthusiastic kissing face, ready to plant one on your backside with every wipe before being unceremoniously flushed into oblivion. It's the political commentary no one asked for but absolutely everyone needed. The bathroom has never been more entertaining.
Packaged in a star-spangled cardboard box complete with Trump's theatrical face and a patriotic Americana print, it looks as good sitting on the shelf as it does in the gift bag. Whether it's a white elephant exchange, a Secret Santa with no rules or a present for your most politically opinionated mate, this one lands every single time.
No bathroom should be without one. Especially yours.
🧻 Why You'll Love It
✅ Trump's kissing face printed on every single sheet ✅ The most satisfying flush of your life - guaranteed ✅ Star-spangled gift box packaging with Americana print ✅ Brilliant novelty gag gift that actually gets used ✅ Guaranteed to get a laugh from absolutely everyone ✅ Ready to gift straight from the box
🎁 Perfect For
✅ White elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges ✅ Politically opinionated friends and family ✅ Birthdays and Christmas novelty gifts ✅ Anyone who reckons Trump needs taking down a peg ✅ The person on your list who has absolutely everything ✅ Housewarming gag gifts ✅ Anyone with a bathroom and a sense of humour
🎁 What's Included
1 x President Dump Toilet Paper roll Star-spangled gift box packaging included
📦 Product Details
Design: Donald Trump kissing face on every sheet Packaging: Printed cardboard gift box Box dimensions: 95mm (L) x 95mm (W) x 100mm (H)
🌟 Adventure Awaits Tip
Pair President Dump with our Even More F*cked Up-Opoly for the ultimate no-filter gift bundle - perfect for the friend who appreciates humour with absolutely no boundaries. Browse our full Adult Gifts and Novelty range for more gifts guaranteed to raise eyebrows and crack everyone up!
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I am SO happy with my new Meanderwild zipped Queen sheets. They fit our caravan bed perfectly. They are so soft to touch and I love the colour I bought - Driftwood. No more untucked top sheet. It used to be so frustrating having to remake the bed every morning.
The quality is outstanding. I highly recommend this product.
We chose the smaller map of Australia which fits nicely on a kitchen wall. The pen is clear and easy to trace our journey. It is clear and readily shows how much more travel we need to do.
Thank you for the prompt, Service as the product was delivered in a different carton I did not realise it was the Solitaire Games I had Ordered & gave a Bad Review now I have realised my mistake I have to Give a Five Star
THANK YOU so much William - Legend!! Have a great day....
I found it difficult to put on the bottom sheet with my mattress topper I will need to order a queen size for my double bed next time . We have a Snowy River caravan .
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