Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Chill The F*ck Out 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Chill The F*ck Out 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Chill The F*ck Out 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Chill The F*ck Out 100g
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Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Chill The F*ck Out 100g

Cooked? Crispy? Clinging to your last nerve? 🫠 These magnesium-packed bath salts are your permission slip to chill the f*ck out and melt into maximum relaxo mode.

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When life’s chaos hits DEFCON 1 and you’re one email away from a full-blown meltdown, it’s time to Chill the F*ck Out.

This stress-dissolving soak is your salty escape plan - a magnesium-rich mix that drags your body from frantic to floaty while a blend of grounding essential oils turns your bath into an aromatherapy hug. One dip and you’ll go from frazzled to zen faster than you can say “I’m done.”

Whether you’ve been adulting too hard, parenting on the edge, or just need to mute the world for a bit, this little sachet of calm is here to help you hit pause on all the bullsh*t.


💬 The Affirmation

“Today I am clocking off from life’s bullsh*t. Please direct all further chaos to literally anyone else.”


🛀 The Ritual

1️⃣ Get your ass in the bath.
2️⃣ Pour some salts.
3️⃣ Soak all your f*cks away.


🌿 The Blend

🌸 Frankincense – Invites mental stillness and deep exhale energy.
🌿 Patchouli – Grounds your squirrel brain and brings you back to earth.
🌺 Sandalwood – Calms, centres and smells like peace in a packet.
💜 Myrrh – Cradles your nervous system in a cosy little nap.
🌼 Geranium – Softens the mood swings and balances the stress hormones.
💪 Magnesium – Melts tension and sends your muscles straight to bliss.
🥥 Coconut Oil – Locks in moisture for cloud-like skin.
🧂 Mineral-Rich Salts – Replenish what life (and caffeine) has drained from you.


⚙️ Product Details

• Size: 100g single-serve sachet
• Ingredients: Sea salt, Epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, magnesium, coconut oil, essential oils (frankincense, patchouli, sandalwood, myrrh, geranium)
• Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or children under 12
• Made in Australia


💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Light a candle, crank your chill playlist, and soak like the glorious stressed-out mermaid you are. Pair it with our F*ck It All Bath Salts Gift Box for the ultimate self-care session that smells like peace and feels like freedom.

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