Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Sore As F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Sore As F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Sore As F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Sore As F*ck 100g
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Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | Sore As F*ck 100g

Trained like a champ but now can’t move? 🥴 These salty saviours are your post-workout miracle – easing aches, soothing soreness, and helping your muscles chill the f*ck out.

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For when you’ve trained like an Olympian and feel like you’ve been hit by a truck, the Sore As F*ck Bath Salts are your salty sidekick to bring your aching carcass back to life.

Perfect for sore, overworked muscles (or just those regretting leg day), this recovery blend is packed with Epsom, sea, and Himalayan pink salts, plus magnesium to calm the dull ache. Add wintergreen to comfort cranky muscles, peppermint to cool the burn, and lavender to whisper sweet nothings to your tired limbs - and you’ve got the ultimate post-gym truce in a bath.

This salty soak is for gym rats, weekend warriors, and anyone who confuses pain with progress. So run the bath, pour it in, and resurface only when you feel human again.


💬 The Affirmation

“I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. And I gently ask my muscles to stop acting like I was hit by a f*cking bus.”


🛀 The Ritual

1️⃣ Get your ass in the bath.
2️⃣ Pour some salts.
3️⃣ Soak all your f*cks away.


🌿 The Blend

🧂 Wintergreen – Comforts cranky, overworked muscles.
🌿 Peppermint – Cools tension and clears your “WTF was I thinking?” brain fog.
💜 Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug.
💪 Magnesium – Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time.
🥥 Coconut Oil – Locks in moisture and leaves skin soft and smooth.
🌸 Mineral-Rich Salts – Replenish what your body’s been sweating out.


⚙️ Product Details

• Size: 100g single-serve sachet
• Ingredients: Sea salt, Epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, magnesium, coconut oil, essential oils (wintergreen, peppermint, lavender)
• Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or children under 12
• Made in Australia


💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Pair your Sore As F*ck Bath Salts with our Ouchie Pouchie™ Cold Pack for the ultimate recovery ritual. Sweat, soak, chill, repeat - and call it self-care!

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