Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | What the Actual F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | What the Actual F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | What the Actual F*ck 100g
Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | What the Actual F*ck 100g
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Salty Vibes | Bath Salts | What the Actual F*ck 100g

For when you’re one eye twitch away from chaos. 😵‍💫 Soak away the drama with magnesium-rich salts, nerolina, and ylang ylang - your floral-smelling middle finger to stress.

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Your Salty Timeout from Life’s Bullsh*t

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When life’s a circus and you’re the unwilling main act, it’s time for a salty timeout. WTAF Bath Salts are your soft-but-savage self-care solution for the days when you’re one sigh away from combusting.

Infused with nerolina and ylang ylang - two deceptively calm florals that have seen some serious sh*t - this blend shuts down chaos and restores your chill. Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts unwind your tension, unclench your shoulders, and stop you from rage-throwing your laptop out the window.

Drop a handful into warm water, slide in, and let the f*ckery float away. You’ll emerge pruney, peaceful, and significantly less likely to bite someone’s head off.


💬 The Affirmation

“I honour the version of me who didn’t lose their sht today. I deserve a fcking medal. And a trophy made of cheese.” 🧀


🛀 The Ritual

1️⃣ Get your ass in the bath.
2️⃣ Pour some salts.
3️⃣ Soak all your f*cks away.


🌿 The Blend

🌿 Nerolina – Ctrl+Alt+Deletes your frazzled thoughts.
🌼 Ylang Ylang – Kicks tension in the shins.
💪 Magnesium – Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time.
🥥 Coconut Oil – Locks in moisture and leaves you softer than a marshmallow.
🧂 Mineral-Rich Salts – Replenish the good stuff your body’s been missing.


⚙️ Product Details

• Size: 100g single-serve sachet
• Ingredients: Sea salt, Epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, magnesium, coconut oil, essential oils (nerolina, ylang ylang)
• Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or children under 12
• Made in Australia


💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Pour yourself a wine, light a candle, and soak until the urge to scream fades into laughter. Pair with Zero F*cks or Chill the F*ck Out for your ultimate “do not disturb” moment. 

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