Salty Vibes | F*uck It All Bath Salts Gift Box

The Ultimate Mood-Soak Survival Kit

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Shopping for someone who’s spiralling but still swears they’re “fine”? The Salty Vibes F*ck It All Bath Salts Gift Box is the ultimate mood-matching remedy for life’s chaos. A cheeky, self-care essential for anyone who’s running on sarcasm and magnesium, it’s designed to soothe the soul (and the attitude).

Inside, you’ll find seven single-serve magnesium bath soaks, each perfectly crafted to match the emotional flavour of the day – whether it’s rage, burnout, heartbreak, joy, or good old-fashioned “fck this.”*

Beautifully packaged and bursting with humour, this gift set is a hit for your bestie, your work wife, or yourself – because let’s be honest, you 100% need it too.

What’s Inside

🧂 7 x 100g magnesium bath salt sachets, each with its own vibe:
FML | WTAF | YOU | SORE | CHILL | ZERO | LEAVE

💖 Each sachet contains:

• A mineral-rich mix of sea salt, epsom salts, and Himalayan pink salts

• Magnesium to melt away tension

• A touch of coconut oil for silky smooth skin

• 100% pure essential oils for aromatherapy-level relaxation

🫶 How to Use

1️⃣ Pick the sachet that matches your current meltdown.
2️⃣ Run a warm bath.
3️⃣ Pour in the salts.
4️⃣ Slide in, zone out, and soak away the drama like a bougie little sea cucumber.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It

✨ The perfect funny-yet-functional gift for birthdays, breakups, or bad days.
💆♀️ Relieves stress, muscle tension, and mental overload.
🧴 Made with premium, all-natural ingredients.
💌 Australian-owned and crafted with care (and a little sass).

📏 Product Details

• 7 x 100g sachets (700g total)
• Ingredients: Sea salt, Epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, Magnesium, Coconut oil, Essential oils
• Packaging: Gift-ready box with attitude
• Perfect for: Gifting, self-care, spa days, or survival

💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Pair your F*ck It All Bath Salts Gift Box with one of our Ouchie Pouchies or Eco-Friendly Bath Mitts for the ultimate stress-less gift bundle that’ll have them laughing and relaxing.

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