PRE ORDER Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | What The Actual F*uck 10ml
PRE ORDER Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | What The Actual F*uck 10ml
PRE ORDER Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | What The Actual F*uck 10ml

PRE ORDER Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | What The Actual F*uck 10ml

Arriving instore early Nov!
For when life’s kicking off and you’re one meltdown away from changing your name and moving to Bali. 🌴 Roll on, breathe, and reboot your sanity - one deep breath at a time.

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$24.95
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PRE ORDER - this will be shipped as soon as it arrives to our store in regional Victoria...

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Your Pocket-Sized Calm for Life’s Chaos

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When everything’s gone to sht - the house, the kids, your last nerve - it’s time to grab your **What the Actual Fck Oil Roller** and reclaim your calm.

Infused with nerolina and ylang ylang, this pure essential oil blend is the floral Ctrl+Alt+Delete your nervous system’s been begging for. These botanical badasses don’t do delicate - they cancel chaos, kick tension in the shins, and whisper “you’ve got this” while the world loses its mind around you.

Roll it on your pulse points, take a deep breath, and let your stress melt faster than your will to fold laundry. It’s like a reset button for your soul - minus the judgment and emotional baggage.


💬 The Affirmation

“I honour the version of me who didn’t lose their sht today. I deserve a fcking medal. And a trophy made of cheese.” 🧀


🌿 The Ritual

1️⃣ Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest - wherever you store your stress.
2️⃣ Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.


💧 The Blend

🌿 Nerolina – Ctrl+Alt+Deletes your frazzled thoughts.
🌸 Ylang Ylang – Kicks tension in the shins.
💧 Fractionated Coconut Oil (4% dilution) – Smooth, light and gentle on skin.


⚙️ Product Details

• Size: 10ml
• Ingredients: Fractionated coconut oil, nerolina & ylang ylang essential oils
• 100% natural essential oils
• Made in Australia
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Apply as often as needed for emotional first aid


💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Keep your WTAF Oil Roller in your handbag, glovebox or desk drawer. It’s your invisible armour for those “I swear to god…” kind of days.

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