Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | Zero F*cks 10ml
Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | Zero F*cks 10ml
Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | Zero F*cks 10ml
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Salty Vibes | Oil Roller | Zero F*cks 10ml

Meet your new boss: you, the CEO of Not Giving a Sht. 🍊 Roll on calm, breathe out the bullsht, and enjoy your well-deserved apathy in a bottle...

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Your Citrus-Scented Resignation from Caring

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When you’ve reached your limit and the to-do list can choke, it’s time to hand in your citrus-scented resignation letter - courtesy of the Zero F*cks Oil Roller.

Infused with bergamot, orange, and frankincense, this essential oil blend delivers pure, therapeutic-level chill. Together, they form a blissful trifecta of “not my problem” energy - bright, uplifting, and just apathetic enough to make Zen monks jealous.

Roll it on, breathe it in, and step into your calm era. Whether you’re dodging chaos at work, ignoring group chats, or pretending your emails don’t exist, Zero F*cks helps you stay blissfully unbothered - one deep breath at a time.


💬 The Affirmation

“I give exactly zero f*cks and honestly, it feels quite spiritual.” 🙏


🌿 The Ritual

1️⃣ Roll onto pulse points - wrists, temples, chest - wherever you store your stress.
2️⃣ Inhale. Exhale. Float away on a citrus cloud of calm indifference.


💧 The Blend

🍊 Bergamot – Balances nerves and boosts confidence.
🍋 Orange – Slaps you lovingly back to life.
🌿 Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace.
💧 Fractionated Coconut Oil (4% dilution) – Lightweight, nourishing, and skin-friendly.


⚙️ Product Details

• Size: 10ml
• Ingredients: Fractionated coconut oil, bergamot, orange & frankincense essential oils
• 100% natural & vegan-friendly
• Made in Australia
• Perfect for pocket, purse or bedside table
• Use as often as needed for stress relief or self-preservation


💡 Adventure Awaits Tip

Keep your Zero F*cks Roller close - in your car, handbag or desk drawer. It’s the calm-down companion for meetings, school runs, and every “why is this my problem?” moment.

    Shipping Info (a.k.a. How It Gets to You)
    • We pack your orders with care and ship every weekday from our little store in Numurkah, Victoria...
    • We use our local Australia Post Office for all orders. We are in regional Victoria, 2 - 7 business days for VIC, NSW, SA, TAS, ACT - parcels can take a little longer to get to Qld, NT & WA - please allow 4 - 10 business days for these states.
    • Shipping Fees will be added at checkout.
    • Most parcels are on their way within 24 hours via Australia Post - need tracking? Just let us know...
    • Is this on PRE ORDER? There will be a date in the description on when this will arrive instore. Your order will all be posted together when your PRE ORDER arrives and an email will be sent to let you know...
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