Your Citrus-Scented Resignation from Caring
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When you’ve reached your limit and the to-do list can choke, it’s time to hand in your citrus-scented resignation letter - courtesy of the Zero F*cks Oil Roller.
Infused with bergamot, orange, and frankincense, this essential oil blend delivers pure, therapeutic-level chill. Together, they form a blissful trifecta of “not my problem” energy - bright, uplifting, and just apathetic enough to make Zen monks jealous.
Roll it on, breathe it in, and step into your calm era. Whether you’re dodging chaos at work, ignoring group chats, or pretending your emails don’t exist, Zero F*cks helps you stay blissfully unbothered - one deep breath at a time.
💬 The Affirmation
“I give exactly zero f*cks and honestly, it feels quite spiritual.” 🙏
🌿 The Ritual
1️⃣ Roll onto pulse points - wrists, temples, chest - wherever you store your stress.
2️⃣ Inhale. Exhale. Float away on a citrus cloud of calm indifference.
💧 The Blend
🍊 Bergamot – Balances nerves and boosts confidence.
🍋 Orange – Slaps you lovingly back to life.
🌿 Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace.
💧 Fractionated Coconut Oil (4% dilution) – Lightweight, nourishing, and skin-friendly.
⚙️ Product Details
• Size: 10ml
• Ingredients: Fractionated coconut oil, bergamot, orange & frankincense essential oils
• 100% natural & vegan-friendly
• Made in Australia
• Perfect for pocket, purse or bedside table
• Use as often as needed for stress relief or self-preservation
💡 Adventure Awaits Tip
Keep your Zero F*cks Roller close - in your car, handbag or desk drawer. It’s the calm-down companion for meetings, school runs, and every “why is this my problem?” moment.
