Some novelty gifts whisper the joke. I Love Cock absolutely does not.
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This plump rooster squishy is made from slow-rise foam, so it compresses under pressure and then slowly works its way back into shape. That drawn-out return gives it the satisfying squeeze factor, while the product name handles the rest of the entertainment.
At approximately 13.5 x 11.3 x 8.5cm, it has enough size to feel substantial in the hand and ridiculous enough sitting on a desk that people are probably going to ask about it.
It is made for adults who enjoy rude humour, farmyard foolishness and gifts that get a laugh before they have even been properly unwrapped.
Use it as a desk fidget, a Secret Santa surprise, a hen do gift or the sort of birthday present that is remembered for all the wrong reasons.
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🐓 Why You'll Love It
✅ Slow-rise foam gives it a satisfying squeeze-and-release feel.
✅ Plump rooster design makes the joke even better.
✅ Measures approximately 13.5 x 11.3 x 8.5cm.
✅ Works as a silly desk fidget for grown-ups.
✅ Easy to wrap for birthdays, Secret Santa and hen dos.
✅ Cheeky enough to get an instant laugh without needing batteries or sound effects.
🎁 Perfect For
✅ Secret Santa gifts.
✅ Hen dos.
✅ Adult birthday presents.
✅ Office desk fidgeting.
✅ Friends who appreciate rude jokes.
✅ Farmyard humour fans.
🎁 What's Included
1 x I Love Cock slow-rise rooster squishy
📦 Product Details
Product: I Love Cock
Product Type: Squishy Toy
Design: Plump cockerel / rooster
Material: Slow-rise foam
Depth: Approx. 13.5cm
Height: Approx. 11.3cm
Width: Approx. 8.5cm
Intended audience: Adults
⚠️ Please Note
This is a soft slow-rise squishy, but it is not indestructible. Gentle squeezing is best.
Avoid aggressive pulling, overstretching, twisting, sharp objects, biting or chewing, as these can split or damage the foam.
Stop using the product if the outer surface becomes damaged or the internal foam is exposed.
Squishy Care Note
Our squishy toys are soft, stretchy and satisfying to squeeze, but they’re not indestructible. Their lifespan can vary depending on how they’re used. Avoid aggressive squeezing, stretching, sharp objects and biting or chewing.
Please note: we’re unable to offer refunds or replacements for squishy products that break once used.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
How big is the I Love Cock squishy?
It measures approximately 13.5cm deep x 11.3cm high x 8.5cm wide.
What is it made from?
It is made from slow-rise foam.
Is it a stress toy?
It is best described as a novelty squishy and desk fidget with a slow-rise squeeze feel, rather than a therapeutic product.
Is it suitable for kids?
More suitable as an adult novelty gift because of the product name and humour.
Can it be stretched?
It is best used for squeezing rather than rough stretching or pulling.
Will it split over time?
It can if handled roughly. Slow-rise foam can tear or split with aggressive squeezing, pulling or sharp pressure.
🌟 Adventure Awaits Tip
Keep it on the desk for days when subtle coping mechanisms are no longer cutting it, or wrap it for the mate who always brings the filthiest Secret Santa gift.
